You don't want to be a wallflower... But you really don't want to attract attention for any of this mortifying behavior.
* Dancing like nobody's watching--- except everybody is watching because you look like a crazed baboon that's on fire.
* Winning the drinking competition you'd been having with a bunch of frat guys before losing the bot=puking-all-over-the-floor competition that you had been having with your stomach.
* Cramming as many mini quiches and spring rolls in a blanket as possible into your clutch for a late-night snack.
* Doing a head stand while wearing a baby-doll dress and no panties.
* Actually, just doing a head stand, period.
*Bursting into tears anytime a guy you're talking to excuses himself to go grab another drink.
* Screaming "Don't you touch my man!" at any girl who's touching any man.
* Walking out of the bathroom with your dress tucked into your panties.
*Flying into a homicidal rage when the bartender gives you a full-calorie beer instead of a light beer.
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